Big City Here We Come

I recently attended a conference for the National Society of Newspaper Columnists in the beautiful city of Boston .  When signing up for the conference I was having a good day and had happy thoughts of taking my entire family along for the trip and making a vacation out of it.  What the heck - it is summertime and I figured the seven of us could enjoy some real quality family time together.  And as I said before, I was having a good day.

Going to the city is a big deal for our gang as we live in the country.  So after talking with the hubby about my idea, which he was all good with, I decided to ask the five kids if they would like to go hang out in Boston for a few days and get away from country life.

"Hey guys!  Do any of you feel like a vacation, you know, getting away from the quiet countryside and heading over to the big city where it's nice and crowded and noisy?"

My son Phillip perks up and says, "We're going to New York City , dude?!

"Relax Phillip.  NO, we are not going to New York City ."

" L.A. ?" Nick asks.

" Boston !" I say out loud.  "We are going to Boston ."

" Boston ?" Joseph asks.  "Cool dude, so we are going to a Red Sox game?"

"Well, not exactly unless your father wants to dish out 700 bucks to ticket scalpers for one night of baseball pleasure.  Sorry guys, I don’t have tickets for a Red Sox game.  I have a conference to attend and your Dad and I thought it would be nice if we all went.  We were even thinking of going to see the Aquarium and a show at the IMAX theatre."

"The Aquarium?" our oldest son Tony squeaks out.  "How about the beach or maybe even the hotel pool, you know, where the chicks are?"

"Baby chicks are in the hotel's pool?!" Anna, our four year old daughter asks, excited at the thought.

"No sweetie, but we will see Penguins at the Aquarium" I tell her, giving Tony the evil eye.

While in Boston I had a great time at the conference and actually learned quite a bit from other writers.  After the conference, it was family time.  Time to put on our walking shoes and hit the streets.  Walking was fine. It was keeping track of five kids and walking through the city that was the difficult part for me.

"Ok everyone, we are approaching a crosswalk so let's all stay together."  I say as I hold on tightly to Anna's hand and as I grab on to eleven year old Joseph's hand.

"Um, Mom.  What are you doing?" Joseph asks looking over at his older brothers who are snickering at him.

"Nevermind, hurry, it's our turn to cross!" I yell out dragging him along.

Then every few minutes...

" Tom , where is Phillip?  Nick, where is Anna? Tony, where is Joseph?"

I couldn't help myself.  I'm a mom and I need to keep track of all my children.

Overall, we did end up visiting the Aquarium, which was enjoyed by all - even our oldest son Tony who got to see chicks - Penguin chicks that is.  We saw wonderful street shows, shopped and ate great food for three days.

Maybe next time we head to the big city of Boston this mom will think to order Red Sox tickets well in advance... 

Paula Schmitt, award-winning author of Living in a Locker Room: A Mom’s Tale of Survival in a Houseful of Boys (2005), has been published in hundreds of publications.  She has appeared on numerous radio talk shows and in print publications such as American Baby, Family Circle, Parenting, All You, Adoption Today, Adopting for Tom orrow, Kids VT, The Chicago Tribune, The Boston Herald, The Times Argus and The Burlington Free Press.  Paula is the Founder and CEO of Mom Writer's Productions, LLC and the Founder and Editor of The Mom Writer’s Literary magazine  (2005) – “A literary magazine for mom writers who have something to say”.  In addition, Paula has launched her radio talk show, Mom Writer’s Talk Radio in November 2005.  When she isn’t writing, editing, or taxiing her children to their sport events, she prefers to spend quality time in central Vermont with her husband and five children.  To read more of her columns visit www.paulaschmitt.com and for some much needed adult conversation email her at paula@paulaschmitt.com. 

     

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