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These days there always seems to be a "cure" for what ails you.  Unfortunately the cure is sometimes worse than the symptoms that brought you to it to begin with.  Enjoy Pamela Grayson's unique take on the whole scary-go-round of medicating the medicated in
Mary Had A Headache


Remember back when the words "Wait till your father gets home" were enough to turn even the most misbehaving of children into quivering masses of acquiescent Jell-o?  Karrie McAllister does, and while she isn't longing for the days of belt whuppin, she is lamenting over today's questionable techniques for modifying behavior...
Behavior Charts Are The “Daddy’s Belt” of The 21 st Century.


One of the bigger casualties of getting older (read: not 20-something anymore) is the demise of our WOW factor.  No more are we to be found at midnight trolling the hottest bars, catching a late night indie concert, or making sweet love till dawn.  Rather, the closer we draw to our AARP card applications, the more likely we are to be found eating the early bird special, bowing to our kids' taste in matinees, and dead to the world by 9pm.  Brad Manzo gives an honest accounting of his own WOW factor's downward slide in Dull and Duller

 




The election cycle is in full spin.  Get the latest thoughts on the political back and forth from Linda Sharp and her 
Don't Get Me Started...On Politics blog

 

Give yourself or someone you love the gift of laughter with the hilariously honest look at marriage, parenting, and life in general: 
Femail: A Comic Collision In Cyberspace by Shana McLean Moore & Linda Sharp!  Written in email format, indulge your inner voyeur as you sneak into two of the funniest inboxes ever! Click on the cover to read more about this sassy, sexy, satisfying literary romp and order your copies today! 


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