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Remember back when the words "Wait till your father gets home" were enough to turn even the most misbehaving of children into quivering masses of acquiescent Jell-o?  Karrie McAllister does, and while she isn't longing for the days of belt whuppin, she is lamenting over today's questionable techniques for modifying behavior...
Behavior Charts Are The “Daddy’s Belt” of The 21 st Century.


Ahhh, Spring.  The time when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, and a every woman's fancy turns to thoughts of ... OMG!  I NEED TO GET SHOPPING!!!  Pamela Grayson takes a tongue-in-chic look at our obsession with trends and our need to stay au current, regardless of how ridiculous those new
 "looks" may, well, look.
MUST-HAVE Fashion For Spring


One of the bigger casualties of getting older (read: not 20-something anymore) is the demise of our WOW factor.  No more are we to be found at midnight trolling the hottest bars, catching a late night indie concert, or making sweet love till dawn.  Rather, the closer we draw to our AARP card applications, the more likely we are to be found eating the early bird special, bowing to our kids' taste in matinees, and dead to the world by 9pm.  Brad Manzo gives an honest accounting of his own WOW factor's downward slide in Dull and Duller


With the title PARENT comes many job responsibilities:  safety, health, manners, hygiene, schoolwork, etc.  And all of them fall under the main heading:  WORRY.  Will they get straight A's?  Will they get a cavity?  Will they get the flu? Will they learn to use the potty...eventually?  Anita Glick spent much of her boys' younger days rebelling against constant fretting, but now that they are grown, she finds she spends most of her waking hours (and even some sleeping hours) imagining the worst.  
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire

 




American Idol Season 7 addicts rejoice! Linda Sharp's recaps are back - better (and snarkier) than ever!  Get your fix after each episode!

American Idol Results Recap, Wednesday, April 16: E=MC Scared For Kristy

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