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 Remember
back when the words "Wait till your father gets
home" were enough to turn even the most misbehaving of
children into quivering masses of acquiescent Jell-o?
Karrie McAllister does, and while she isn't longing for the
days of belt whuppin, she is lamenting over today's
questionable techniques for modifying behavior...
Behavior
Charts Are The “Daddy’s Belt” of The 21 st
Century.
 Ahhh,
Spring. The time when a young man's fancy turns to
thoughts of love, and a every woman's fancy turns to thoughts
of ... OMG! I NEED TO GET SHOPPING!!!
Pamela Grayson takes a tongue-in-chic look at our obsession
with trends and our need to stay au current, regardless
of how ridiculous those new
"looks" may, well, look.
MUST-HAVE
Fashion For Spring
 One
of the bigger casualties of getting older (read: not
20-something anymore) is the demise of our WOW factor.
No more are we to be found at midnight trolling the hottest
bars, catching a late night indie concert, or making sweet
love till dawn. Rather, the closer we draw to our AARP
card applications, the more likely we are to be found eating
the early bird special, bowing to our kids' taste in matinees,
and dead to the world by 9pm. Brad Manzo gives an honest
accounting of his own WOW factor's downward slide in Dull
and Duller
 With
the title PARENT comes many job responsibilities:
safety, health, manners, hygiene, schoolwork, etc. And
all of them fall under the main heading: WORRY.
Will they get straight A's? Will they get a
cavity? Will they get the flu? Will they learn to use
the potty...eventually? Anita Glick spent much of her
boys' younger days rebelling against constant fretting, but
now that they are grown, she finds she spends most of her
waking hours (and even some sleeping hours) imagining the
worst.
Out of
the Frying Pan and Into the Fire
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